I want to go to there.
Ways for Us to Be on Oprah
Currently there are a few options for us to get on Oprah’s show.
- Are You On The Brink Of Divorce?
- Have a unique dance routine to teach Dr. Oz?
- NEED HELP throwing a DINNER PARTY or BIRTHDAY BASH
- Calling all weight loss winners!
- Help me, Dr. Oz!
- Calling all overweight Moms!
Obviously, we need help throwing a party (tumblr meetup) from Nate amirite?
dear oprah,
it saddens me to write this to you, mostly because i’m afraid you will never read this. my fingers are crossed that you sit by the computer google searching your name like i do every night and you will find this letter. i’m writing on behalf of myself and two internet friends (kapi & katie..ps oprah, i’m not sure if that’s really their real names, but it’s the internet & i believe everything i read on it). we came together once we learned that you were ending your talk show in hopes that someone, preferably you, would get us on your show, or at the very least three seats in your audience (front row please). i’m sure we each have interesting stories that we can share with your audience, maybe our lightbulb moments? but what the three of us really want is to just sit on your couch and chat, you know some “real talk with oprah” segments. we could talk about stedman, your dogs, your bestie gayle (hey gayle king i bet you google search your name!), whatever comes to mind. oh and also, could we be on the episode where you give away your favorite things, like cars and money?
i love you.
steven
why we deserve to go to oprah
we could get oprah’s final word on the whole “cats vs. sharks” debate. AS OPRAH HAS SAID IT, SO IT SHALL BE.
